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Wow, it seems again you have nothing better to do than to check my page for updates. Well, here it is.
A TESTAMENT TO MY OWN LORRY!
yes, my own LORRY! I pwn, b*ches, and that means I can create alternate universes! Where you don't have to spell correctly! and your name is Watered Down!
I think I might start an email forum like ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ask_fog . Does anyone remember that? I thought that was the coolest thing. Only this thyme, I think it might be more like Strong Bad Email. Either way, I want people to send me stuff (via comment, but soon to be a forum) so i can make fun of them. Because I'm the MASTER OF THE MOONIVARSE!!!!!!!!!!11111one
Or maybe I'll just start a forum... Any ideas what it should be about?
Cheers,
The Baker Mood:  EEEHEHHEEE Music in The Baker's Head: Tech Know |
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So I know all of you have seen these shirts at least once, and I know
most of you hate them. In fact, if you like them, you're probably
too busy drooling over that precious team/college of yours to even be
at this website.
The shirts I'm talking about are those shirts with grainy
black-and-white photographs of children doing something normal, and the
team logo is pasted on them in FULL COLOUR and really sharp, compared
to the photograph. Basically, they're cheaply made. Also,
the team logos are interchangeable, so if you meet your rival on the
street, you could have the same shirt (which makes you look gay and
tasteless) and they could both be about opposite teams.
Embarassment upon embarassments!
I made this rivalry (between Smiley and Mr. Yuck)to show you how lame these shirts can get.
I'm actually letting you off easy. The shirts I've seen can be
much more disgusting.
Also, these team/college obsessions are passed down
from generation to generation, to the point where kindergarteners wear
only the colour of their team, talk only about their team, and feel
they are superior because they associate themselves with a team/college
that dosen't even know they exist.
Well, I'm off to have my spleen phlensed. Until next time, ths is The Baker saying watch where you stick it.
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Last time I checked, This website wasn't popular... at the moment, I'm trying to finish the "There is no Website" page, and then I don't know...
Can anyone guess what the "Thesbians" page is going to be about? ^_^ yes, I know it's spelled wrong.
Anyway, if you're new to this thing, you should click on my unused bagels website link over there to the right. Go ahead. Click this, if you're too stupid.
Unused_Bagels home page
Thank you in advance for signing the guestbook or commenting on my lj :P Mood:  no face man Music in The Baker's Head: some U2 song |
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You know what? For those of you who don't know me well enough, I'm pretty damn straight.
However, nothing turns me on more than phallic imagery. Just Yesterday, I saw a projection of a tree that looked strangely like Man Meat. I couldn't contain myself. I ran to tell my African friend, Kipchurmet ("baldy head" in swahili), about the penis I found made out of wood. He got excited, because he eats the testicles of bulls back home in Kenya. It supposedly makes them more manlier-est. They don't eat penises, though.. they're too tough. But that means they must've tried it...
I want to do it too! just... maybe not anytime soon.
Maybe not ever.
Maybe after I die.
Piece.
-The Baker Mood:  I saw a penis yeeuh Music in The Baker's Head: Audioslave |
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Last Serny, Flingledobe and Pribin were in the Nerd-link treppering gloopy caples and cleaming burley greps. Suddenly, a ditty strezzle booted into Flingledobe's tresk. Pribin glaped and glaped. "Oh Flingledobe," he chited, "that ditty strezzle is tunning in your grep."
- When did the story take place?________________________
- Who was with Flingledobe?_____________________________
- Where were they?______________________________________
- What were they treppering?____________________________
- What kind of caples were they (specifically)?_________
- What were Flingledobe and Pribin cleaming?____________
- What kind of strezzle was it?_________________________
- What happened to Flingledobe's grep?__________________
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So, I'm testing to make sure this thing works... hmmmmm....
Jan. 24th, 2005 @ 09:04 am
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